Labour MP Mike Tapp has become famous for three things:
Posting videos of himself pointing at full English breakfasts and saying things like ‘tuck in’ or ‘champion’.
A breakfast of Kings, on Dover High Street!
Fuelled and ready to go.
Don’t forget to vote Labour. #Dover #Tapp24 #Deal #VoteLabour #Change #GeneralElection2024 pic.twitter.com/ufZV7aqeC7
— Mike Tapp MP (@MikeTappTweets) July 4, 2024
Posting videos of himself doing the ‘Billy big bollocks’ routine on migration.
Great Britain
You have to love the country to serve it. pic.twitter.com/GYaNSDT04e
— Mike Tapp MP (@MikeTappTweets) November 7, 2025
Posting videos of himself looking at flags in which he may as well be biting his bottom lip.
Great Britain
You have to love the country to serve it. pic.twitter.com/GYaNSDT04e
— Mike Tapp MP (@MikeTappTweets) November 7, 2025
Given all the above, it’s commonly believed that Tapp is putting on a show to impress Reform voters (that or he’s going to defect to Farage at some point).
Mike Tapp generally knows how to reach this audience, but in his latest video he may have crossed the line from ‘gastro-enjoyer’ to ‘worm-haver’:
A bit of British pie for Scooby
— Mike Tapp MP (@MikeTappTweets) November 8, 2025
Did Tapp reuse that fork after Scooby had his mouth all over it?
We simply don’t know, and Tapp is refusing to answer.
British pie for Mike Tapp
The video opens with Tapp saying:
British pie.
This has led many to ask:
what is british pie
— cez (@cezthesocialist) November 9, 2025
As far as we can tell, there is no ‘British pie’. Looking at the low res video he uploaded, though, it seems to be some sort of cottage or shepherd’s. Doing some research (i.e. reading Wikipedia), we discovered the following about this pie’s origin:
That’s right, folks, patriot Mike Tapp is feeding his dog a ‘British and French pie’.
Sacre bleu.
Why stop there, Mike – why not feed the poor thing snails?
Why even have a traditional British pet in the first place – why not have a monkey in a beret?
Because that is a British dog, right Mike?
That is a British dog?
Mike?
Mike?
Non-British dog
Obviously sensing that something is off with this guy, people asked questions like the following:
Is that an indigenous British dog though?
— uncle Monstrous Carb (@lowerformofwit) November 9, 2025
You’d think it must be, right, given that Mike Tapp posted an emoji of the Union Jack next to an emoji of a dog.
You’re not an emoji liar are you, Mike?
Doing some more research, we’ve narrowed the breed down to the following:
Rhodesian Ridgeback.Redbone Coonhound.Vizsla.
None of these dogs are British – not even the Rhodesian Ridgeback.
Combined with Tapp’s hostile migration stance, the dog’s foreign ancestry may explain why he’s poisoning the poor creature (allegedly):
Ingredients in shepherds or cottage pie are poisonous to dogs. Can’t even look after a dog let alone a country
— Daz (@Daz_1105) November 8, 2025
While we’re at it, ‘Scooby’ is the name of an American dog who was friends with a drug user. Is this what stands for British patriotism now – doing Yank patois and alluding to the wacky baccy?
Still, all that is more seemly than the sickening innuendo on display in the following:
Full English at the First Light Cafe in St Margaret’s Bay. British values
Scooby did get some sausage. pic.twitter.com/SabrqVY7P8
— Mike Tapp MP (@MikeTappTweets) October 10, 2025
(Sausages aren’t British by the way, Mike).
Right of reply
We DM’d Mike Tapp to ask him the following:
When was the last time you wormed your dog?Did you clean that fork before sticking it back in your mouth?
We also noted it was unclear what a ‘British pie’ is.
We didn’t receive a response to our questions. However, we were tipped off about another upcoming misadventure with Scooby. Tapp does have an insatiable hunger for pub grub – almost as if he’s eating for two.
True to form (and taunting us) Tapp has now posted the following:
British pork!!
Nothing better than a Sunday roast with Scooby. pic.twitter.com/awQ4WxINyW
— Mike Tapp MP (@MikeTappTweets) November 9, 2025
You’ll note he didn’t use the fork to feed Scooby this time; he also exclaimed:
British pork.
Before we get back to work, we should note there is one more question that remains unanswered:
WHERE’S YOUR POPPY!?
— Andy Churnwell (@churnwell) November 9, 2025
Disgraceful.
Featured image via Mike ‘British Pie’ Tapp
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Twat!