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Stuck with MAGA relatives around the table today? Gaslight them by pretending you’re a convert to their movement! Just slip these surefire talking points into the conversation:
I’m more grateful for this Thanksgiving meal than last year’s because it cost so much more.
I agree with RFK Jr.—polio’s not so bad.
Pete Hegseth has made me feel so much better about my drinking.
I’m grateful to live in a country where if you’ve committed violent crimes and gone to prison you can still get a job working for ICE.
After we’re done eating, let’s tear down this house and build a ballroom.
Thank God Trump is deporting all those undocumented workers! If I want fruit and vegetables I’ll just pick them myself.
Say what you will about Trump, he’s a loyal friend—look at how many times Epstein mentioned him in his emails.
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