• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      As a vegan, I am fervently opposed to eating billionaire meat. Why feed a few dozen people meat when you can shred and compost their flesh as fertilizer and feed thousands?

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        Also, depending part of the billionaire you get and how its prepared, if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention. Prolonged erections can lead to serious complications, including permanent damage. Do not ignore this warning, your health is paramount. Talk to your if your butcher about your options today.