FEMA’s Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple “scary” episodes of sudden teleportation:

Phillips spoke “on multiple podcasts” about being teleported against his will, which he has described as “evil.” As director of the Office of Response and Recovery, Phillips oversees billions in funds, and is deeply involved in rapid response efforts in the aftermath of disasters.

“Teleporting is no fun,” Phillips said last year. “It’s no fun because you don’t really know what you’re doing. You don’t really understand it, it’s scary, but yet so real. And you know it’s happening but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”

Phillips in the same interview described “teleporting” to a Waffle House 50 miles away. “I was with my boys one time and I was telling them I was gonna go to Waffle House and get Waffle House,” he said. “And I ended up at a Waffle House – this was in Georgia and I end up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was.”

Now, do not mistake Phillips description for something like a medical episode or a black out of some form. He insisted that he was traveling from location to location without experiencing the passage of time. When his friends asked him where he was, he replied that he was at the “‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said, ‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real.”

Phillips also claimed that he had once felt his car “lifted up” and teleported forty miles to a ditch near a church. […]

At FEMA, Phillips, who lacks any sort of professional experience related to disaster response, has been successful in the sense that his lack of qualifications fall in line with the Trump administration’s apparent goal of kneecaping the agency.

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