For important comedy purposes, I would like to buy several saxophones. They don't have to work at all, but they do have to be cheap. Like, "beat to hell and rejected from a middle school music program" is what I'm hoping for. Unfortunately even broken saxophones seem to be going for a couple hundred bucks on eBay, and my joke is not that funny. Anyone got a lead?

For important comedy purposes, I would like to buy several saxophones. They don’t have to work at all, but they do have to be cheap. Like, “beat to hell and rejected from a middle school music program” is what I’m hoping for. Unfortunately even broken saxophones seem to be going for a couple hundred bucks on eBay, and my joke is not that funny. Anyone got a lead?

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