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And a popular “Down Undah” joke:

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Mick, the only Australian in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Mick was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 10-foot man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in… The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Mick in the pool!

Mick was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! He was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere.

Both Mick and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Eventually, Mick strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. He then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally, the host says, ‘Well, Mick, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.

”No, that’s okay. I don’t want it,’ said Mick.

The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then?’

‘No thanks, I don’t want it,’ answered The Aussie.

The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?’

Again Mick said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, ‘Well then, what do you want?’

Mick said, ‘I want the name of the Arsehole who pushed me in the pool!’

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