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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil:

Authorities said the pilot was found dead outside the aircraft after it crashed in Coruripe, an area on Brazil’s tropical coastline, according to G1 Globo.

Federal police said they had identified evidence of international drug trafficking, the outlet also reported.

Top notch police work there, guys!

The fire department was called at 1.48pm on Sunday and six officers were dispatched to the scene following concerns of an explosion, although there was no detonation, according to Em Tempo Noticias. Debris from the plane and drugs were scattered across the field.

Local media said between 180kg and 195kg of cocaine was found in the aircraft. More than 187 packets of cocaine were found with what appeared to be fake SpaceX packaging.

“Appeared to be”. “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

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