The regime that controls the nation and constantly shoves it towards the next constitutional crisis is at it again. And by “it,” I mean complaining that people aren’t nicer to it.

Yes, the deliberately antagonistic Trump administration can dish it out, but it definitely can’t take it. That has resulted in this latest bit of presumed “flex” that sounds a whole lot more like a bully complaining that people are standing up to them. Believe it or not, the following has actually been published on an official government website, rather than relegated to in-house grousing by those being criticized:

“Following the evil act of political violence in the country this week and two brutal assaults on our brave ICE law enforcement last week, we are once again calling on the media and the far left to stop the hateful rhetoric directed at President Trump, those who support him, and our brave DHS law enforcement,” said Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin. “This demonization is inspiring violence across the country. Our ICE officers are facing a more than 1000% increase in assaults against them. We have to turn down the temperature before someone else is killed. This violence must end.”

First off, Charlie Kirk obviously doesn’t deserve what happened to him, but we shouldn’t let MAGA make this into something bigger than it actually was. Kirk was certainly a victim of unnecessary violence, but he was also a guy with a podcast with a line of merch to hawk in between spouting bigotry. Somehow, this has been elevated to something aligned with the assassination of an actual political leader, which is the sort of thing the Trump administration can’t be bothered to care about if those being killed are members of the Democratic party.

Second, there’s nothing “brave” about arresting day laborers, sending people off to foreign gulags, or covering your face up because you know what you’re doing is evil. There’s no one involved in this administration’s mass deportation programs who deserves anyone’s respect, much less sympathy.

What’s got the DHS so bothered it has to start complaining about life not being fair on its home page? The usual stuff. The accurate stuff. The stuff that’s absolutely 100% inspired by the actions of the agencies it oversees.

Things like Rep. Jasmine Crockett comparing ICE to “slave patrols” or Minnesota governor Tim Walz suggesting ICE is a “modern-day gestapo.” When you’re arresting people not because of the content of their character (the long-abandoned “worst of the worst” justification), but because of the color of their skin, you’re a “slave patrol.” When you’re disappearing college students because they expressed support for Palestinians, you’re a “modern day gestapo.”

Then there’s Michigan governor JB Pritzker not unreasonably suggesting the US is heading in the direction of “Nazi Germany” under Trump. And Boston mayor Michelle Wu’s comparison of masked men in military gear (a.k.a. ICE) to neo-Nazi extremist groups isn’t so far off the mark it merits a federal response… unless, of course, the neo-Nazi-esque government wants to continue projecting a pretense of “making America great again,” which obviously means making American great… but only for white people.

Somehow, DHS even has a problem with House Minority Leader Hakeem Jefferies, who has managed to generate wet-paper-bag levels of “resistance” with his extremely weak responses to the GOP’s full-on assaults of pretty much everything that actually makes America great.

It goes on and on and fucking on. DHS objects to ICE being compared to “secret police” and “KGB officers,” which is a comparison I believe ICE and DHS secretly view as a compliment. This agency/administration has frequently aligned itself with evil in its social media posts by choosing to portray itself as pop culture figures like Robert Duvall’s character in Apocalypse Now and [squints at social media] Darth Vader.

Then it goes on to cherry pick from the news, highlighting supposed self-owns by the “far left” media. That might mean something if there’s an actual “gotcha” moment in the DHS’s airing of grievances, but it’s pretty much just links to things (compromised) DOJ prosecutors have alleged in court, which definitely isn’t the same thing as the unvarnished truth.

Take heart, actual Americans who love America for what it was before either Trump Administration: we’re getting under the government’s skin. And the angrier it gets, the more mistakes it’s going to make. Even if those mistakes might take years of litigation to sort out, the more immediate effect is this: the government feels compelled to respond to every perceived slight. That’s good news. That means already stressed and overburdened agencies that are wholly subservient to Trump are being asked (if not forced) to divert resources to being mad. And that activity does nothing but sap resources while providing nothing actionable in return.

So, go ahead and refer to ICE officers as Gestapo Nazi death squad secret police. Mix all the metaphors you can. I mean, they all apply one way or the other and the more heated the rhetoric, the more likely the chance there is of generating unforced errors. Everything being complained about here is fully covered by the First Amendment. And let’s all enjoy the win we’re getting here. The DHS can get mad, but it can’t do a damn thing about it, other than use more caps or bold font during its next round of public bitching.

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