rssMB to FarkEnglish · 1 day agoBy the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now snap the utility pole in the parking lot and spread transformer juice and live wires over the parked carspatch.comexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkBy the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now snap the utility pole in the parking lot and spread transformer juice and live wires over the parked carspatch.comrssMB to FarkEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square0linkfedilinkfile-text