OK, subscribed.

I’m not gonna sell it to you, since i’m not a businessman.

Don’t sell yourself short, I am a conman and I can sell anything.

Want to buy a bridge? I’m a historical bridge realtor.

That’s all i can say today.

Maybe tomorrow you can reveal your secrets.

What’s going on with the big ol’ red, still a dead pile of rocks? Did they find water and life? Did it turn out to be a hoax and that Mars isn’t even real?

Sell it to me, spaceman!