Oh oh 1: every time you’re at a concert the tallest person stands in front of you 2: your fast food order is always wrong

These are my partner’s super powers and it’s hilarious.

Do you think Walmart and McDonalds are going to let their part time employees meet that 80 hour a month requirement by

1. giving them more hours, making them eligible for benefits
2. increase their pay so they don’t need snap any more
3. tell them tough titties and tell them to get a second and third job

From the devil’s mouth, link

Edit: add link