Surely this will be the bribe that appeases Trump and keeps him out of their business.

I’m guessing that the translation of Trump’s statement is “Sure we bent you over a barrel with tariffs, but we’re buddies so surely you’ll still buy our goods (and maybe a few hundred tons of soy)… right?”

“I fed your families into a meat grinder… and I’m so sorry. Console yourself that through your loved ones sacrifice we got a a hella sweet bargain for phat stacks of cash, tons of grain, and some sick space technology which will enrich the Glorious Leader for years to come.”