kelpie_is_trying

Are you here because I said something stupid? Im so sorry about that. Let me explain; you see, just the other day I was bit by a radioactive dumb person while traveling back in time in this car that my kooky inventor neighbor made in order to stop this dinosaur theme park with actual real dinosaurs from getting built. Typical neighbor shenanigans, right? Ummm…no. Wrong. What i left out was that all this happened after I spent years being high school bullied before accidenting into a vat full of a seperate radioactive dumb person. Yup. You got it. I got the double-dumb. So, what im trying to say is that i have a lot on my plate rn and if you could just be cool about it, I would appreciate it so gd much my dude. Can you just be fucking chill my guy? Heh? Can you? Omg. Can’t believe I forgot to mention that, on top of all of that, im also 3 medium-old women and one regular-old woman all living in the same house! So yeah. It’s kinda nuts over here rn. Cut a dimwit a little slack, yeah?