It’s like the ents from Two Towers.

“We…have decided… that… you…are not orcs.”

I don’t believe it. iPhone sales continue to decline everywhere and this included 8% in China’s market last year. I think it’s more likely the usual pre-order hype, which is a marketing tactic that exists for this reason.

I don’t understand. There’s wind and solar farms around me and I find them stunning pieces of engineering to look at. The wind turbines especially, they look so cool and make me feel positive abiut the world.

People that complain about this stuff re so weird. I bet they’re the kind of people that sit around a campfire and don’t ever get mesmerised.

I watch the NHL some times and it amazes me how many insurance, car leasing, and drugs ads the US has. And the ads are so weird; they feel like they were made by aliens trying to blend in with humans, so nothing is normal and everyone in the ad is apparently micro-dosing psilocybin.

Some criticised the 27-year-old blue-eyed star’s wordplay in the commercial, which sparked a debate over race and beauty standards.

People are so insecure.

If your brain didn’t go, “Heh. Pretty good pun.” and then move on to thinking about what’s for dinner, you have issues that you need to address. Go see a therapist, tell them what happened, make sure you’re doing alright.